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Posted on Friday; 11 January
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8pxl:

🗣 I’m doing a print giveaway on twitter if you’d like to enter

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https://twitter.com/16pxl/status/1083498372454146048


Posted on Friday; 11 January
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computationalcalculator:

smokehandsmcmike:

The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just

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immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”


Posted on Tuesday; 8 January

Tinder is super stressful and I’d never use it for dating


Posted on Tuesday; 8 January
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flowersilk:

nurse joy and officer jenny western au

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Posted on Tuesday; 8 January
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anglo-saxintrash:

cerastes:

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This is how archaeologists hunt


Posted on Tuesday; 8 January
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thesylverlining:

infernalpume:

darkfrog24:

schizoauthoress:

Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

I heard about this on Freakonomics Radio.  Turns out the bit about no brown M&Ms is HUGE, in BIG font, bold, underlined and quotated like they’re on the Group W Bench.

The band was all, “We have fifty-pound lights hanging over our heads and fire being shot out of cannons.  We had to know whether they read our safety regs so we didn’t flamebroil any roadies.”

interesting how this has become a meme in the music industry about divas. i’ve always heard jokes that amount to “this stuck up celebrity hates the green gummy bears!! they’re refusing to perform just for that???” and its reading stuff like this that i realise how that joke might have come about. people get grumpy that the band refuses to play but cant admit its because THEY’RE incompetent, so they make it all about the M&Ms. another example of artists using a creative method to ensure they have a perfectly reasonable request fulfilled that is then bastardised by lazy people who wanna make money off them. 

…this is like the music industry version of hearing the truth behind the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit


Posted on Tuesday; 8 January
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in these hard times dont forgety that jack morrison’s ass is canonically flat as a board

Posted on Tuesday; 8 January
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toastyvampire:

action–cats:

pelkoja:

swarnpert:

surfindead:

sfajsvdgakxvwjks onision lost in court

onision imprisoned for youtube crimes

you gotta read up on this though it’s so fucking ridiculous he filmed himself destroying wetlands

This is kinda funny bc not only did he have to pay like 200.000$ to the IRS, but he also now has to pay court fees and settlement, AND pay an expert to fix his fuckup, which will be tens of thousands more dollars

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Posted on Tuesday; 8 January
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skarchomp:

skarchomp:

one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct

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also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other

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Posted on Tuesday; 8 January
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arrghigiveup:

Chinese Kids Are Getting Their Parents, Their Parents’ Parents, And Their Parents’ Parents’ Parents Involved In A Meme

There’s a new meme in China, and it’s very wholesome. The challenge, called “four generations,” includes four generations of family members making an appearance, from youngest to oldest. A son would call his dad, who then calls his dad, who then calls his dad. And a daughter would call her mom, who calls her mom, who calls her mom. The results are super cute.

The videos are being shared on video app Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, under the challenge name, “Four generations under one roof.”

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This is legit the cutest and most wholesome meme omg


Posted on Monday; 7 January
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slumbermancer:

indagold-orchid:

A scientist actually wrote this. 

and every day i am thankful that they did.


Posted on Monday; 7 January
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ferretteeth:

i wanted to share maybe the funniest thing ive ever read with you guys


Posted on Monday; 7 January
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wombuttress:

sounddesignerjeans:

evil-britney:

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.


Posted on Monday; 7 January
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wombuttress:

sounddesignerjeans:

evil-britney:

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.


Posted on Monday; 7 January
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polyglotplatypus:

this is what being drift compatible is, right?

the plusheens (plushie pusheens):

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